What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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