What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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