What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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