What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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