What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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