What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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