What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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