What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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