What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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