What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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