What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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