Twister!
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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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