What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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