What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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