What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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