What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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