What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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