What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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