What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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