What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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