What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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