What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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