What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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