What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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