What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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