What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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