What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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