What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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