What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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