What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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