What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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