What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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