What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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