What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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