What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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