What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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