What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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