What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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