What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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