What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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