What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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