What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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