What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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