What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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