What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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