What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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