What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!


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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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With a cowculator.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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