What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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