What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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