What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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