What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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