What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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