What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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