What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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