What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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