What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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