What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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