What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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