What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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