What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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