What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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