What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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