What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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