What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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