What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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