What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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