What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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