What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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