What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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