What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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