What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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