What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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