What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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