What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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