What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026