What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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