What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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