What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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