What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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