What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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