What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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