What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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