What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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