What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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