What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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