What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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