What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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