What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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