What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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