What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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