What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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