What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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