What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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