What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
Canvas not available.

or


I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
Canvas not available.

or


How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or




What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026