What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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