What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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