What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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