What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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