What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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