What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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