What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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