What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A seal walks into a club...
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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