What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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