What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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