What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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