What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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