What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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