What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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