What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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