What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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