What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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