What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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