What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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