What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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