What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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