What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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