What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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