What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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