What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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