What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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