What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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