What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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