What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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