What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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