What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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