What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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