What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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