What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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