What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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