What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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