What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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