What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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