What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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