What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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