What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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