What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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