What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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