What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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