What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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