What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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