What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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