What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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