What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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