What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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