What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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