What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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