What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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