What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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