What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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