What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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