What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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