What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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