What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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