What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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