What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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