What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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