What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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