What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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