What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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