What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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