What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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