What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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