What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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