What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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