What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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