What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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