What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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