What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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