What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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