What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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