What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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