What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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