What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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