What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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