What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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