What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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