What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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