What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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