What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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