What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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