What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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