What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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