What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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