What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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