What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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