What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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