What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or


How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026