What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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