What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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