What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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