What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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