What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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