What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025