What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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