What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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