What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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