What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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