What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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