What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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