What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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