What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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