What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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