Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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ICE ICE Baby......
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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