What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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