What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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