What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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