What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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