What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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