What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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