What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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