What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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