What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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