What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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