What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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