What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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