What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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