What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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