What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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