What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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