What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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