What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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