What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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