What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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