What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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