What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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