What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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