What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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