What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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