What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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