What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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