What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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