What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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