What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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