What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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