What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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