What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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