What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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