What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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