What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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