What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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