What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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