What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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