What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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