What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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