What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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