What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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