What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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