What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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