What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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