What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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