What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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