What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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