What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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