What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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