What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

ICE ICE Baby......


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minivans.


GOOD		CRAP

or

got salmonella.


GOOD		CRAP

or