What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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