What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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