What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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