What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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