What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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