What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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