What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili


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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights


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It ran out of juice!


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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A gummy bear


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Saliva


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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So he could grade his eggs.


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