What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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