What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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