What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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