What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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