What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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