What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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