What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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