What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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