What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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