What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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