What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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