What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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