What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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