What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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