What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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