What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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