What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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