What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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