What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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