What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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