What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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