What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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