What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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