What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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