What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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