What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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