What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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