What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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