What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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