What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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