What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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