What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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