What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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