What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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