What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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