What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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