What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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