What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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