What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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