What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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