What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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