What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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