What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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