What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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