What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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