What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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