What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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