What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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