What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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