What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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