What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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