What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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