What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
Canvas not available.

or


Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

Canvas not available.

or


"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026