What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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