What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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