What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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