What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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