What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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