What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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