What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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