What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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