What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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