What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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