What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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