What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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