What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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