What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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