What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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