What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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