What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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