What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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