What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!


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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel


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Count Quackula!


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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To get a mini soda


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With its sparrowchute.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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