What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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