What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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