What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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