What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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