What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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