What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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