What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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