What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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