What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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