What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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