What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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