What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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