What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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