What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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