What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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