What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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