What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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