What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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