What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!


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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Don't move, I've got you covered.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Minnesoda.


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Polar Bond.


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Five after one.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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