What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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