What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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