What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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