What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or


How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Canvas not available.

or


What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025