What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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