What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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