What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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