What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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