What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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