What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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