What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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