What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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