What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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