What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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