What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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