What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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