What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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