What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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