What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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