What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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