What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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