What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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