What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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