What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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