What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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