What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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