What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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