What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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