What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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