What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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