What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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