What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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