What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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