What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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