What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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