What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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