What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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