What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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