What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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