What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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