What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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