What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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