What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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