What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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