What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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