What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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