What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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