What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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