What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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