What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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