What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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