What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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