What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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