What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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