What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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