What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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