What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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