What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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