What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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