What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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