What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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