What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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