What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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