What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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