What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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