What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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