What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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