What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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