What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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