What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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