What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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