What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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