What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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