What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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