What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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