What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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