What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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