What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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