What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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