What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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