What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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