What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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