What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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