What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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