What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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