What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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