What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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