What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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