What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025