What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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