What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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