What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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