What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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