What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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