What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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