What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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