What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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