What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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