What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Canvas not available.

or


A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Canvas not available.

or


What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026