What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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