What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
Canvas not available.

or


What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025