What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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