What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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