What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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