What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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