What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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