What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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