What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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