What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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