What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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