What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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