What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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