What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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