Does Boston stop at this train?
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Chile.
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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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