What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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