What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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