What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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