What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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