What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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