What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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