What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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