What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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