What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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