What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026