What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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