What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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