What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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