What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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