What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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