What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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