What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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