What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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