What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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