What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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