What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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