What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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