What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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