What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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