What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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