What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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