What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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