What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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