What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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