What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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