What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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