What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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