What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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