What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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