What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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