What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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