What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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