What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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