What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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