What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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