What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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