What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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