What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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