What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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