What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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