What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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