What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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