What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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