What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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