What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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