What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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