What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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