What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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