What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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