What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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