What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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