What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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