What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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