What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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