What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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