What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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