What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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