What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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