What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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