What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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