What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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