What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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