What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
Canvas not available.

or


Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.

or


What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026