What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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