What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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