What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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