What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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