What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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