What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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