What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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