What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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