What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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