What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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