What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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