What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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