What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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