What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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