What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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