What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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