What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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