What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.


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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.


GOOD		CRAP

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When the big hand touches the little hand


GOOD		CRAP

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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


GOOD		CRAP

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"The erection is rigged!"


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Dead.


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But that's just nuts


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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At the baa-baa shop.


GOOD		CRAP

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