What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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