What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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