What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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