What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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