What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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