What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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