What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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