What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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