What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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