What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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