What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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