What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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