What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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