What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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