What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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