What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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