What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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