What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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