What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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