What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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