What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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