What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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