What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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