What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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