What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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