What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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