What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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