What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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