What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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