What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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