What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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