What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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