What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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