What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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