What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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