What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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