What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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