What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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