What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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