What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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