What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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