What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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