What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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