What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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