What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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