What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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