What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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