What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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