What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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