What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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