What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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