What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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