What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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