What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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