What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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