What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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