What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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