What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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