What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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