What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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