What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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