What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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