What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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