What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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