What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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