What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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