What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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