What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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