What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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