What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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