What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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