What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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