What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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