What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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