What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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