What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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