What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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