What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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