What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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