What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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