What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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