What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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