What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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