What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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