What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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