What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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