What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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