What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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