What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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