What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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