What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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