What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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