What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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