What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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