What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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