What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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