What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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