What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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