What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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