What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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