What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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