What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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