What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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