What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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