What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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