What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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