What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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