What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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