What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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