What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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