What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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