What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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