What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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