What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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