What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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