What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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