Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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In the neigh-borhood.
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She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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