What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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