What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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