What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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