What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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