What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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