What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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