What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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