What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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