What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Canvas not available.

or


Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026