What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
Canvas not available.

or


Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
Canvas not available.

or


How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026