What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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