What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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