What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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