What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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