What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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