What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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