What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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