What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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