What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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