What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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