What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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