What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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