What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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