What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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