What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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