What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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