What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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