What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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