What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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