What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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