What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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