What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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