What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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