What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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