What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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