What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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