What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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