What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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