What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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