What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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