What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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