What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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