What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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