What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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