What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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