What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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