What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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