What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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