What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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