What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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