What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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