What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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