What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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