What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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