What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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