What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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