What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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