What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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