What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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