What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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