What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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