What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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