What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025