What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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