What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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