What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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