What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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