What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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