What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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