What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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