What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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