What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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