What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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