What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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