What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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