What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.


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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!


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With flood lighting.


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We make perfect cents.


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Plug its nose.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Pooched eggs.


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All of them


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