What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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