What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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