What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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