What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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