What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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