What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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