What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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