What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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