What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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