What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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