What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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