What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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