What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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