What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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