What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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