What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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