What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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