What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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