What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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