What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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