What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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