What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or


How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

Canvas not available.

or


There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026