What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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