What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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