What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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