What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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