What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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