What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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