What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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