What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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