What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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