A blackboard.
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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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O I C U R M T
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To get to the baaaaarber shop
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