What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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