What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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