What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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