What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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