What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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