What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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