What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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