What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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