What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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