What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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