What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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