What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.


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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Deviled eggs.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Catfish


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Fryday


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