What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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