What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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