What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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