What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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