What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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