What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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