What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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