What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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