What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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