What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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