What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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