What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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