What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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