What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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