What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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