What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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