What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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