What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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