What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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