What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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