What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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