What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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