What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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