What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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