What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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