What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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