What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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