What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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