What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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