What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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