What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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