What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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