What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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