What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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