What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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