What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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