What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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