What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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