What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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