What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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