What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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