What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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