What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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