What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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