What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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