What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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