What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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