What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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