What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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