What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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