What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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