What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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