What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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