What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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