What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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