What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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