What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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