What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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