What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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