What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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