What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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