What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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