What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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