What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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