What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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