What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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