What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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