What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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