What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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