What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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