What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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