What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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