What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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