What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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