What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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