What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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