What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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