What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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