What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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