What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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