What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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