What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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