What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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