What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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