What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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