What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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