What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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