What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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