What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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