What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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