What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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