What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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