What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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