What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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