What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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