What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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