What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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