What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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