What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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