What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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