What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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