What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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