What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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