What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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