What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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