What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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