What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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