What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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