What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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