What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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