What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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