What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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