What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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