What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
Canvas not available.

or



Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026