What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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