What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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