What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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