What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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