What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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