What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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