What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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