What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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