What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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