What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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