What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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