What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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