What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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