What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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