What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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