What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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