What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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