What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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