What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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