What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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