What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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