What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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