What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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