What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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