What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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