What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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