What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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