What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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