What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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