What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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