What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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