What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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