What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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