What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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