What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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