What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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