What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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