What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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