What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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