What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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