What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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