What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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