What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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