What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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