What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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