What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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