What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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