What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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