What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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