What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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