What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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