What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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