What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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