What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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