What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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