What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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