What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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