What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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