What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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