What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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