What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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