What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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