What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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