What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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