What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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