What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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