What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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