What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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