What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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