What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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