What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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