What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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