What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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