What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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