What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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