What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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