What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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