What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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