What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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