What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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