What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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