What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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