What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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