What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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