What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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