What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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