What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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