What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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