What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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