What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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