What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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