What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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