What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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