What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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