What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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