What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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