What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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