What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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