What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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