What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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