What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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