What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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