What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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