What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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