What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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