What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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