What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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