What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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