What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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