What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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