What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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