What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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