What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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