What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026