What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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