What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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