What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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