What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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