What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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