What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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