What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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