What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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