What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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