What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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