What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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