What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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