What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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