What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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