What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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