What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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