What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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