What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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