What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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