What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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