What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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