Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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