What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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