What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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