What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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