What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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A seal walks into a club...
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