What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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