What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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