What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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