What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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