What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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