What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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