What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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