What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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