What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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