What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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