What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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