What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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