What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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