What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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