What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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