What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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