What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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