What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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