What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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