What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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