What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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