What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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