What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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