What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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