What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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