What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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