What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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