Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and
one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
By relocating it to a casino!