What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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