What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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