What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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