What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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