What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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