What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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