What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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