What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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