What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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