What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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