What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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