What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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