Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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King.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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