What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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