What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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