What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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