What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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