What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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