What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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