What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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