What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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