What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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