What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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