What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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