What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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