What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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