What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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