What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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