What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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