What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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