What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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