What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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