What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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