What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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