What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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