What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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