What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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