What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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