What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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