What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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