What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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