What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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