What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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