What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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