What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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