What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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