What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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