What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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