What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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