What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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