What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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