What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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