What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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