What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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