What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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