What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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