What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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