What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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