What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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