What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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