What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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