What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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