What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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