What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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