What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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