What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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