What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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