What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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