What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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