What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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