What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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