What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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