What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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