What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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