What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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