What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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