What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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