What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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