What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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