What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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