What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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