What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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