What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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