What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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