What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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