What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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