What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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