What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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