What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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