What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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