What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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