What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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