What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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