What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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