What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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