What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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