What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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