What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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