What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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