What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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