What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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