What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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