What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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