What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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