What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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