What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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