What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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