What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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