What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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