What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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