What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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