What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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