What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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