What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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