What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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