What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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