What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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