What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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