What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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