What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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