What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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