What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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