What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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