What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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