What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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