What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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