What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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