What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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