What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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