What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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