What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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