What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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