What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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