What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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