What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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