What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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