What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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