What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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