What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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