What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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