What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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