What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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