What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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