What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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