What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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