What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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