What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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