What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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