What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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