What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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