What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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