What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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