What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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