What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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