What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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