What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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