What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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