What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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