What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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