What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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