What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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