What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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