What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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