What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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