What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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