What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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