What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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