What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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