What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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