What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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