What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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