What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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