What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

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