What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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