What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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