What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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