What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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