What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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