What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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