What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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