What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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