What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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