What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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