What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......


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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce


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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.


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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)


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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.


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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!


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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!


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