What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024