What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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