What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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