What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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