What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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