What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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