What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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