What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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