What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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