What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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