What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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