What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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