What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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