What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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