What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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