What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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