What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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