What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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