What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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