What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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