What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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