What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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