What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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