What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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