What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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