What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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