What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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