What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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