What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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