What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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