What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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