What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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