What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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