What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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