What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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