What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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