What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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