What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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