What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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