What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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