What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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