What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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