What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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