What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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