What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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