What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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