What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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