What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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