What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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