What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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