What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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