What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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