What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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