What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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