What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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