What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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