What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
Canvas not available.

or


How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026