What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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