What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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