What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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