What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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