What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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