What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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