What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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