What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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