What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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