What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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