What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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