What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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