What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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