What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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