What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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