What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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