What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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