What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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