What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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