What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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