What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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