What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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