What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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