What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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