What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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