What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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