What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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