What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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