What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.


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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Croak-a-cola.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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It's a total rip-off.


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They both have trunks


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A starfish.


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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