What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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