What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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