What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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