What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.


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or

Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

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Because his feet stink


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By subsisting on titrations.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his credit card


GOOD		CRAP

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At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can unscrew a light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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Separation anxiety.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or