What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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