What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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