What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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