What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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