What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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