What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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