What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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