What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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