What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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