What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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