What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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