What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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