What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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