What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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