What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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