What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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