What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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