What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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