What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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