What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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