What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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