What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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