What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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