What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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