What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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