What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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