What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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