What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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