What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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