What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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