What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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