What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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