What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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