What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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