What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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