What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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