What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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