What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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