What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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