What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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