What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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