What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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