What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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