What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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