What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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