What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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