What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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