What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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