What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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