What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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