What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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