What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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