What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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