What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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