What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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