What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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