What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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