What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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