What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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