What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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