What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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