What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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