What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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