What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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