What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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