What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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