What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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