What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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