What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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