What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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