What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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