What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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