What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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