What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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