What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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