What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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