What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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