What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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