What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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