What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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