What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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