What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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