What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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