What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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