What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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