What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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