What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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