What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026