What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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