What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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