What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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