What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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