What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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