What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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