What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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