What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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