What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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