What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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