What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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