What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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