What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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