What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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