What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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