What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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