What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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