What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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