What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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