What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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