What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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