What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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