What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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