What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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