What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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