What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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