What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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