What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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