What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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