What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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