What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018