What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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