What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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