What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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