What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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