What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.


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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Your breath!


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It was two tired.


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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To see how long he slept.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Half a worm.


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