What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An in-car-nation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or

The letter H.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede with a wooden leg.


GOOD		CRAP

or