What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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