What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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