What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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