What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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