What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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