What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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