What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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