What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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