What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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