What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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