What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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