What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Plug its nose.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Juan by Juan.


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WHAT?


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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That's not funny!!!


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