What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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