What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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