What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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