What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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