What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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