What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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