What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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