What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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