What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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