What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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