What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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