What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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