What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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