What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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