What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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