What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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