What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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