What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025