What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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