What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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