What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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