What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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