What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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