What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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