What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
Canvas not available.

or


What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025