What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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