What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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