What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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