What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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