What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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