What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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