What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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