What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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