What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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