What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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