What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024