What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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