What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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