What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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