What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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