What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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