What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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