What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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