What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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