What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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