What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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