What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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