What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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