What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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