What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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