What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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