What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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