What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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