What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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