What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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