What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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