What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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