What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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