What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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