What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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