What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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