What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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