What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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