What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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