What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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