What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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