What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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