What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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