What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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