What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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