What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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