What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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