What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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