What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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