What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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