What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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