What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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