What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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