What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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