What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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