What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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