What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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