What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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