What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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