What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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