What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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