What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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