What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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