What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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