What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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