What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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