What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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