What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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