What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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