What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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