What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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