What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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