What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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