What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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