What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026