What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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