What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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