What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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