What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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