What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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