What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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