What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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