What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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