What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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