What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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