What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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