What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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