What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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