What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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