What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A seal walks into a club...
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