What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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