What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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