What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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