What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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