What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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