What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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