What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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