What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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