What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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