What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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