What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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