What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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