What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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