What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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