What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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