What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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