What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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