What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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