What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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