What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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