What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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