What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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