What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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