What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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