What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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