What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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