What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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