What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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