What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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