What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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