What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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