What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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