What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A seal walks into a club...
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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