What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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