What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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