What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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