What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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