What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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