What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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