What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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