What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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