What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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