What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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