What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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