What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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