What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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