What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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