What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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