What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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