What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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