What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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