What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

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