What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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