What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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