What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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