What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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