What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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