What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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