What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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