What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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