What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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