What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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