What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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