What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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