What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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