What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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