What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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