What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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