What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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