What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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