What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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