What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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