What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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