What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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