What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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