What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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