What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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