What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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