What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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