What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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