What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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