What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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