What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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