What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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