What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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