What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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