What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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