What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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