What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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