What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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