What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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