What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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