What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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