What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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