What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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