What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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