What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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