What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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