What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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