What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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