What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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