What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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