What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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