What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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