What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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