What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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