What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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