What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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