What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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