What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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