What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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