What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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