What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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