What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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