What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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