What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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