What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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