What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.


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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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As far away as possible.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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He was looking for Pluto.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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H2O.


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A dino-sore


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