What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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