What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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