What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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