What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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