What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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