What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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