What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
Canvas not available.

or


What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025