What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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