What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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