What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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