What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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