What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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