What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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