What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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