What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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