What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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