What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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