What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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