What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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