What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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