What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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