What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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