What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.


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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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Stop bugging me!


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Finland.


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Lipstick.


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They can make little things count.


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Stable tennis


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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