What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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