What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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