What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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