What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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