What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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