What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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