What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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