What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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