What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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