What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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