What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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