What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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