What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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