What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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