What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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