What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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