What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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