What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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