What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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