What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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