What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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