What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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