What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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