What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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