What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

Canvas not available.

or


What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025