What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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