What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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