What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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