What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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