What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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