What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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