What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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