What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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