What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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