What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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