What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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