What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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