What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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