What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

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Make America Hate Again.


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Seven months old.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


GOOD		CRAP

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