What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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