What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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