What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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