What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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