What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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