What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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