What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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