What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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