What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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