What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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