What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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