What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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