What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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