What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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