What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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