What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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