What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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