What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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