What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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