What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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