What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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