What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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