What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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