What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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It's Hans free.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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Juan by Juan.


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A parking meteor!


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Take away his shovel


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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