What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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