What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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