What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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