What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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