What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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