What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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