What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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