What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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