What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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