What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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