What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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