What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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