What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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