What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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