What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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