What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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