What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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