What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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