What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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