What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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