What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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