What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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