What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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