What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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