What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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