What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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