What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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