What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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