What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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