What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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