What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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