What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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