What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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