What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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