What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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