What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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