What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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