What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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