What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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