What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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