What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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