What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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