What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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