What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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