What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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