What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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