What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026