What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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