What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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