What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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In a river bank


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or

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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or

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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or

Silent night!


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or