What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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