What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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