What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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