What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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