What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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