What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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