What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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