What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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