What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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