What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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