What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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