What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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