What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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