What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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