What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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