What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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