What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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