What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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