What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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