What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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