What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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