What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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