What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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