What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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