What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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