What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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