What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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