What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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