What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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