What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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