What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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