What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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