What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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