What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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