What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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