What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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