What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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