What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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