What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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