What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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