What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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