What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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