What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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