What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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