What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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