What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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