What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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