What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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