What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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