What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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