What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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