What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!


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Because it's in the ground state.


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Catfish


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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A gummy bear


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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Punch.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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