What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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