Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces
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Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Night manager at McDonalds
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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The library, because it has the most stories.
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Stop bugging me!
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Wet feet.
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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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