What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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A dino-sewer.


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As far away as possible.


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With a Tuba glue.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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it had blown away.


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