What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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