What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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