What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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