What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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