What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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