What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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