What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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