Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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In the neigh-borhood.
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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