What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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