What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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