What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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What's a light bulb?


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Take away his credit card


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Just in case he got a hole in one!


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and says make me one with everything.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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