What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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