What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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