What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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