What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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