What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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