What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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