What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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