What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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