What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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