What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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