What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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