What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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