What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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