What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
Canvas not available.

or


What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025