What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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