What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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