What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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