What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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