What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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