What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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