What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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