What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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