What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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