What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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