What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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