What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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