What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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