What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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