What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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