What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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