What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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