What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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