What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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