What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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