What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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