What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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