What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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