What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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