What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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