What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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