What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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