What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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