What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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