What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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