What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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