What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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