What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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