What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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