What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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