What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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