What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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