What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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