What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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