What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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