What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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