What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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