What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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