What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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