What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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