What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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