What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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