What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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