What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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