What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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