What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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