What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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