What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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