What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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