What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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