What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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