What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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