What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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