What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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