What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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A dead centipede.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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Leap Year


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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Twick o tweet


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Sherlock Bones.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Vitamin sea.


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