What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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