What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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