What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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