What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
Canvas not available.

or


Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
Canvas not available.

or


How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026