What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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