What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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