What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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