What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
Canvas not available.

or


What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025