What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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