What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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