What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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