What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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