What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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