What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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