What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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