What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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