What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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