What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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