What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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