What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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