What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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