What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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