What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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