What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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