What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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