What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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