What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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