What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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A cow on a skateboard.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Senator.


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A froghorn.


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