What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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