What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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