What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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