What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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