What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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