What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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