What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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