What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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