What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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