What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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