What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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They can make little things count.


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Mooooooove over


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Meet Patty.


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A jellycopter


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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An earthquake.


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Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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