What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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