What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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