What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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