What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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