What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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