What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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