What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


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To the mooooooovies.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Because people are dying to get in!


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A shampoodle


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Squash


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They both come in tots.


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CSI


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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