What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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