What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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