What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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