What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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