What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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