What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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