What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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