What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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