What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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