What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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