What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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