What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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