What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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