What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
Canvas not available.

or


What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024