What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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H2O.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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All of them.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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His "ghoul" friend!


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He was a dirty double crosser!


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The Elfabet.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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