What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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