What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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