What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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