What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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