What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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