What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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