What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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