What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025