What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sherlock Bones.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they are black and white.


GOOD		CRAP

or