What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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