What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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