What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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