What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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