What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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