What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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