What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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