What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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