What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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