What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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