What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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