What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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