What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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