What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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