What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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