What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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