What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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