What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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