What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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