What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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