What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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