What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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