What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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