What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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