What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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