What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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