What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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