What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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