What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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