What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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