What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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