What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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