What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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