What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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