What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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