What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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