What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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