What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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