What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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