What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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