What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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