What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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