What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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