What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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