What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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