What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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