What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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