What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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