What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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