What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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