What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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