What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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