What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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