What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026