What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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