What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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