What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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