What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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