What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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