What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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