What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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