What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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