What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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