What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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