What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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