What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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