What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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