What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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