What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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