What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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