What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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