What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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