What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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