What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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