What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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