What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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