What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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