What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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