What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
Canvas not available.

or


How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026