What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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