What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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