What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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