What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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