What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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