What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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