What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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