What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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