What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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