What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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