What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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