What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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