What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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