What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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