What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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