What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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