What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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