What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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