What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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