What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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