What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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