What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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