What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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