What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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