What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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