What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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