What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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