What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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