What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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