What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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