What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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