What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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