What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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