What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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