What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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