What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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