What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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