What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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