What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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