What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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