What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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