What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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