What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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