What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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