What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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