What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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