What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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