What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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