What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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