What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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