What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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