What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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