What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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