What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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