What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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