What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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