What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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