What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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