What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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