What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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