What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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