What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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