What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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