What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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