What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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