What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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