What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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