What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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