What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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