What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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