What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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