What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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