What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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