What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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