What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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