What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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