What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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