What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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