What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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