What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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