What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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