What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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