What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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