What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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