What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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