What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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