What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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