What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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