What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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