What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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