What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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