What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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