What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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