What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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