What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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