What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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