What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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