What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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