What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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