What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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