What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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