What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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