What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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