What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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