What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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