What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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