What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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