What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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