What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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