What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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