What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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