What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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