What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026