What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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