What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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