What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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