What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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