What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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