What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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