What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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