What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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