What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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