What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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