What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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