What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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