What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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