What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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