What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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