What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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