What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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