What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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