What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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