What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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