What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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