What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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