What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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