What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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