What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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