What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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