What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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