What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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