What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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