What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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