What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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