What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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