What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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