What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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