What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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