What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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