What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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