What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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