What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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