What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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