What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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