What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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