What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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