What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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