What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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