What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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