What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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