What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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