What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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