What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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