What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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