What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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