What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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