What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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