What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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