What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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