What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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