What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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