What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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