What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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