What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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