What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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