What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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