What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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