What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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