What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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