What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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