What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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