What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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