What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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