What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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