What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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