What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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