What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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