What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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