What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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