What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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