What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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