What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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