What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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