What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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