What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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