What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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