What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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