What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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