What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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