What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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