What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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