What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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