What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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