What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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