What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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