What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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