What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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