What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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