What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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