What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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