What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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