What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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