What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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