What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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