What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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