What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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