What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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