What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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