What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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