What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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