What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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