What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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