What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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