What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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