What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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