What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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