What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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