What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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