What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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