What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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