What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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