What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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