What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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