What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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