What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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