What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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