What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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