What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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