What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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