What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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