What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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