What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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