What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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