What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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