What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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