What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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