What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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