What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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