What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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