What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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