What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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