What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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