What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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