What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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