What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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