What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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