What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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