What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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