What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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