What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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