What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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