What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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