What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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