What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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