What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026