What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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