What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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