What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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