What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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