What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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