What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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