What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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