What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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