What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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