What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
Canvas not available.

or


What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026