What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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