What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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