What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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