What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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