What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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