What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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