What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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