What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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