What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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