What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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