What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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