What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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