What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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