What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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