What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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