What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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