What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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