What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025