What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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