What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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