What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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