What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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