What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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