What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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