What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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