What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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