What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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