What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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