What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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