What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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