What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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