What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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