What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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