What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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