What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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