What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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