What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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