What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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