What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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