What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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