What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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