What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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