What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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