What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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