What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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