What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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