What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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