What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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