What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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