What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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