What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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