What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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