What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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