What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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