What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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