What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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