What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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