What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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