What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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