What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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