What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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