What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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