What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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