What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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