What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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