What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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