What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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