What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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