What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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