What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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