What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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