What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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