What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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