What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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