What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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