What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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