What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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