What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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