What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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