What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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