What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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