What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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