What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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