What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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