What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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