What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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