What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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