What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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