What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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