What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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