What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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