What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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