What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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