What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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