What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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