What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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