What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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