What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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