What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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