What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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