What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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