What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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