What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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