What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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