What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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