What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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