What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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