What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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