What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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