What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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