What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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