What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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