What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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