What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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