What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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