What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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