What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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