What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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