What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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