What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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