What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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