What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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