What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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