What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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