What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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