What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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