What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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