What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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