What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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