What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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