What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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