What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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