What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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