What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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