What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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