What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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