What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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