What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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