What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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