What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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