What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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