What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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