What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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