What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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