What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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