What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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