What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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