What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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