What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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