What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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