What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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