What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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