What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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