What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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