What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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