What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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