What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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