What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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