What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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