What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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