What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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