What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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