What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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