What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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