What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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