What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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