What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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