What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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