What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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