What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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