What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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