What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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