What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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