What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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