What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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