What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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