What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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