What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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