What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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