What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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