What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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