What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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