What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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