What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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