What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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