What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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