What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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