What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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