What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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