What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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