What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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