What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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