What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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