What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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