What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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