What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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