What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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