What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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