What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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