What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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