What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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