What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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