What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026