What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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