What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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