What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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