What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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