What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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