What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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