What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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