What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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