What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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