What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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