What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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