What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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