What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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