What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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