What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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