What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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