What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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or

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Carlos.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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or

Sleep somewhere else.


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or

The Presidential Seal.


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Lilly.


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