What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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