What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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