What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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