What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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