What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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