What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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