What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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