What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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