What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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