What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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