What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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