What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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