What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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