What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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