What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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