What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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