What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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