What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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