What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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