What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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