What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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