What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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