What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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