What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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