What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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