What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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