What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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