What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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