What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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