What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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