What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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