What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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