What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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