What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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