What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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