What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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