What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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