What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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