What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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