What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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