What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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