What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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