What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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