What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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