What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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