What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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