What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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