What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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