What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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