What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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