What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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