What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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