What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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