What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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