What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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