What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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