What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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