What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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