What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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