What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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