What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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