What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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