What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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