What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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