What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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