What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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