What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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