What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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