What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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