What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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