What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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