What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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