What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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