What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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