What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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