What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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