What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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