What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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