What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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