What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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