What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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