What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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