What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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