What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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