What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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