What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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