What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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