What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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