What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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