What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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