What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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