What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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