What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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