What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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