What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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