What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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