What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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