What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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