What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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