What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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