What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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