What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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