What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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