What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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