What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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