What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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