What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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