What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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