What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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