What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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