What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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