What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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