What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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