What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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