What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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