What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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