What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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