What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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