What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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