What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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