What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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