What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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