What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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