What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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