What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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