What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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