What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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