What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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