What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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