What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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