What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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