What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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