What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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