What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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