What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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