What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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