What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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