What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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