What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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