What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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