What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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