What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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