What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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