What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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