What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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