What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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