What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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