What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Canvas not available.

or


Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
Canvas not available.

or


What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026