What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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