What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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