What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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