What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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