What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
Canvas not available.

or


What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
Canvas not available.

or


There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026