What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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