What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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