What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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