What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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