What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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