What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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