What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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