What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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