What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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