What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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