What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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