What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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