What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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