What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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