What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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