What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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