What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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