What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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