What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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