What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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