What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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