What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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