What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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