What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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