What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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