What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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