What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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