What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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