What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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