What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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