What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!


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Where are sharks from?

Finland.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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A jellycopter


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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The police had to comb the area.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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