What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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