What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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