What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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