What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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