What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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