What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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