What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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