What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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