What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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