What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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