What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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