What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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