What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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