What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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