What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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