What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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