What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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