What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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