What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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