What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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