What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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