What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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