What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026