What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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