What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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