What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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