What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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