What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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