What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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