What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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