What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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