What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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