What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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