What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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