What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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