What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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