What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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