What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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