What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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