What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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