What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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