What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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