What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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