What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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