What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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