What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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