What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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