What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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