What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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