What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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