What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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