What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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