What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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