What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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