What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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