What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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