What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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