What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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