What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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