What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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