What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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