What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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