What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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