What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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