What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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