What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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