What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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