What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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