What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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