What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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