What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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