What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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