What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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