What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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