What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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