What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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