What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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