What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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