What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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