What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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