What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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