What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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