What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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