What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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