What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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