What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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