What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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