What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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