What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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