What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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