What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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