What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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