What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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