What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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