What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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