What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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