What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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