What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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