What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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