What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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