What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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