What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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