What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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