What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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