What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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