What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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