What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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