What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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