What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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