What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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