What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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