What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or




I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025