What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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