What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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