What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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