What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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