What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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