What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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