What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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