What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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