What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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