What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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