What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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