What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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