What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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