What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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