What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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