What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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