Flood lights!
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Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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