What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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