What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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