What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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