What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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