What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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