What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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