What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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