What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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