What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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