What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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