What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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