What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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