What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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