What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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