What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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