What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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