What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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