What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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