What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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