What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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