What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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