What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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