What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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