What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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