What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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