What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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