What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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