What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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