What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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