What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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