What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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