What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025