What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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