What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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