What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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