What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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