What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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