What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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