What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!


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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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It saves time in the long run.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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Nothing, it just waved.


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