What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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