What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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