Flood lights!
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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