What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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