What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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