What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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