What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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