What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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