What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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