What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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