What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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