What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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