What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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