What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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