What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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