What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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