What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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