What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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