What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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