What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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