What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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