What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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