What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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