What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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