What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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