What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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