What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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