What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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