What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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