What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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