What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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