What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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