What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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