What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!


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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.


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2 Na


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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What's a light bulb?


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It gave a little wine


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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