What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!


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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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Because he's Haydn.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Make America Hate Again.


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