What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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