What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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